F**kface Watchalong: MVP 2
Bonus · published 2022-12-03 · archive #145

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[0:00:30] Geoff: Hello and welcome to another piece of supplemental F**kface content. This one is the long-teased and awaited viewing of MVP2, Most Vertical Primate, as led by Andrew Panton. My name is Geoff Ramsey, and somewhere around here is Gavin Free as well. He's known as our second favorite British guy behind Dr. Peabody. Andrew, take it away.
[0:01:08] Andrew: Hi. Oh, this is MVP2. We're about to start. We just did the presentation. I want to know how long did that take? Was that like 15 minutes? How long did that end up going?
[0:01:17] Eric: Yeah, you were right around, with your whole presentation, you were right around 15.
[0:01:20] Andrew: And you can watch that on our YouTube channel.
[0:01:22] Eric: Yep. Yes, you can.
[0:01:23] Andrew: So, this is MVP2, as I talked about before. This is the movie that convinced me that I could immediately start skateboarding, like with no practice at all. I just, I got to skateboard because of this film, attempted to do it once, bailed really hard, did the splits, never skateboarded again. And that's my journey. But I'm hoping that you both enjoy this MVP2 journey. I haven't watched this movie in probably like 18 years.
[0:01:49] Gavin: Didn't you just flip off someone in a car? Is that related?
[0:01:52] Andrew: What happened with that? I don't think that... No, that's a completely different story. Oh, okay. That is, that is, that was, I saw somebody flip somebody off in a car, and I didn't know what it meant, so I just stood in front of my house and I waited for the next car to drive by. And I flipped them off and then gauged their reaction on whether it was a positive or negative.
[0:02:10] Gavin: For some reason, I thought you had a skateboard with you when you did that.
[0:02:11] Andrew: No, I did not.
[0:02:13] Geoff: I probably should have. I wonder what episode, I feel like that, that you mentioning that you decided to learn to skate from the monkey in MVP2 must have been like in the first 20 episodes of F*** Face. It's gotta be very, oh yeah, that's possible. Very early on in F*** Face lore. I'm excited that after these many years and 127 episodes of the main show, we're finally, we're finally getting to dig into such an inspirational piece of content.
[0:02:39] Andrew: I'm excited. There's some, some good cameos in this. There is some, there's at least one character in this movie that you'll have additional context for going into MVP2. And it's not who you expect. I'll just leave it at that. I don't expect any of them, so... Well, you know, we had a talk, you know that somebody else from the first one is in this movie, so I'm saying it's a different person that returns in a more official way.
[0:03:04] Geoff: I wonder if this is even gonna show up. Oh, it does. Do you guys have any, uh, any guess on what the domestic, what the worldwide gross on this movie is?
[0:03:13] Andrew: Oh. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say $6 million worldwide.
[0:03:21] Geoff: Uh, it opened at $99,518. Uh, it, it, it, domestic and worldwide gross were the same. I guess it didn't go wide. Uh, the movie grossed $1.248 million.
[0:03:35] Andrew: Yeah, I was gonna say, I remember seeing the first MVP in a movie theater and I watched this one on VHS. Yeah, because I think it went straight there. This is a straight-to-video sequel.
[0:03:45] Geoff: The sequel did not get a theatrical release. Sorry, I can't think of it. Close the budget. Oh, shit, I just closed it. Let me see. Hold on. Uh, I don't know if it listed it. I don't know if it listed it. Let's see. Uh, most valuable primate, $2,000. It is listed under Comedy Family Sport. Uh, does not list the budget.
[0:04:05] Gavin: Okay.
[0:04:06] Geoff: Yeah, unfortunately.
[0:04:07] Eric: Okay. MVP 2 budget for most vertical primate, $2 million USD. Oh, really?
[0:04:14] Gavin: They gave that movie to us and they paid $800,000 to do so.
[0:04:19] Andrew: It costs a lot of money to book Bob BirdQuest. He's a lot. He's a big star. Bob BirdQuest. Is Bob BirdQuest in this? Are you spoiling it? Yes, yes. Uh, you know, it's in the, I don't know, I don't think it's, or in the credits. I mean, trailer. Fair enough. You'll see him quick. Okay, you guys ready? I am so ready for this. Okay. The beginning of this movie is so good.
[0:04:36] Eric: So I've rented this on Amazon Prime, or I guess Amazon, uh, because you can watch it for free on Amazon with ads, but in order to give you the full Unfettered Experience, there are no ads, so I've paid the $2, I believe, to, uh, rent this. Um, what's gonna happen is that you can rent it as well. I think you can watch it for free on Tubi, but, uh, syncing it up with us is gonna be a headache, so if there are ads there, you might wanna just go for MVP 2 on Amazon. I'm going to count down 3, 2, 1, now, and then on now, you're gonna hit play along with us, and then that will have you synced up. Yeah, well, let's see if it works. Uh-huh.
[0:05:16] Geoff: Should we try to, should we endeavor not to hit pause at any point, and just to go all the way through, just to make it... Yes, we should not hit pause at all. Okay, just making sure. Like, everybody understands that. Okay.
[0:05:25] Eric: Mm-hmm. You got, you good? You see my screen? We're good? Um, yeah. Yeah. Ready to go. Okay.
[0:05:29] Andrew: We're gonna have to update these totals now. Box office mode. Can you test your audio?
[0:05:33] Eric: Okay, I'm gonna, I'll, I'll play it, we'll start it, and then I will... Oh, it sounds great. Right at the very beginning, jog it back, we'll get it going, here we go. This has ads in it. I paid for it to not have ads.
[0:05:49] Geoff: I'm just saying, it said, it said freebie, free with ads, and then...
[0:05:52] Eric: But I paid for it!
[0:05:54] Geoff: Then I'm seeing ad breaks.
[0:05:55] Eric: Paid for it!
[0:05:59] Gavin: Wait, you, you, you paid, you ordered the two, the two dollar standard deaf version instead of...
[0:06:04] Eric: No, no, no, no, I paid, I paid for the high definition version.
[0:06:07] Gavin: Okay. Okay. Are you on the right account?
[0:06:09] Eric: Yes.
[0:06:11] Gavin: I have not... It says you're watching Eric.
[0:06:13] Eric: Eric, I have not left the fucking page. This is the, I ordered it, and I did not close this window.
[0:06:20] Andrew: Maybe if you refresh it? Yeah, maybe you gotta do a refresh.
[0:06:24] Unidentified: Jesus Christ. You didn't do it for MVP one, did you?
[0:06:27] Eric: No, it, again, I didn't close this window. I didn't know this was produced by Air Bud Entertainment. Oh yeah, it is.
[0:06:36] Andrew: Yeah, Robert Vince has directed all those movies.
[0:06:38] Eric: We're gonna get it started, and if there are ads, I'm gonna jump out a window. Okay. Okay. Let's do it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna jog it up. We're gonna get it, see, no ads. Oh yeah, there we go. There we go. Cool. All right, here we go. There we go. On now. Are you ready for MVP two? Oh, I'm so ready. Yeah, audience, if you bought this, be sure to refresh before this moment. Don't sit on the page and go, surely this will be the way to do it, because it's not. Okay, here we go. Three, two, one, now.
[0:07:09] Andrew: Oh, sounds great, Eric. Actually, can we do this another time? I'm watching MVP two right now.
[0:07:18] Geoff: You can go if you have to. If Gavin said, if Gavin said, no, seriously, I have a film crew outside, I forgot, I would not be surprised. He's like, I gotta shoot a TV show.
[0:07:28] Andrew: Did Robert Vince direct the first one as well? Yes, he did. He's directed, I think, every Air Bud movie. Like, all of the Air Bud entertainment. And I think that's all he does. This guy's the Steven Spielberg of animal movies. So it's actually just called MVP again, really? Yeah. Okay. Is this the L. Simeon? I guess it is. Yeah, I don't remember it starting this way.
[0:07:49] Geoff: So all the monkeys in the monkey, well, all the chimpanzees in the nature preserve were human clothes in nature?
[0:07:57] Andrew: I guess so. Yeah. That's, I believe, Jack and his brother, Louie, I want to say. Wait, he had a brother this whole time? Uh, yeah, but it's not at all important to the first film. He gets introduced in the second one.
[0:08:13] Eric: So only two of them wear clothes? Just, yeah. I guess. Do you think the other monkeys hate them?
[0:08:23] Andrew: There's Bob Burnquist. Go an ape! That company no longer exists.
[0:08:28] Gavin: I wonder if they're still in the business. No, they're not. We will never get movies like this made ever again. No, absolutely.
[0:08:34] Geoff: Isn't this kind of, y'all have seen Nope, right? Isn't this kind of how that movie started?
[0:08:39] Unidentified: Yeah. Yes. That's exactly what it was. Yeah.
[0:08:46] Gavin: So, Andrew, are you saying, this is like a good shit film, or is it a shit film, or is this genuinely a good film?
[0:08:51] Andrew: Well, as a 10-year-old. In your memory. In my memory, this was just a genuine great movie, but I think this is a shit good film? But we'll find out if it's just a shit film.
[0:09:01] Gavin: That's how I would classify Dunstan. I would classify it as shit, but good.
[0:09:04] Geoff: No, Dunstan's just good. I don't... I think Dunstan's just good. I do think, though, we need to come up with a rating system, and when this is all said and done, we need to decide which we liked better, MVP 2 or The Tuxedo. Yeah.
[0:09:18] Andrew: Him and his brother read an NHL magazine. Well, yeah, of course. It's funny. I don't remember... I remember this movie opening completely differently. What? So they missed the hockey life. And they missed you, clearly. And Louis wants to be involved in the hockey life.
[0:09:36] Eric: This is insane to watch.
[0:09:39] Andrew: He's got the old Nuggets outfit.
[0:09:42] Unidentified: Yeah, he isn't. He doesn't like it. Jack has a mean slap shot. ZHL. Nobody watches the ZHL.
[0:10:03] Gavin: That guy on the right, that's exactly where my forehead is going.
[0:10:05] Unidentified: Does his shirt just say drill, and there's a picture of the drill bit?
[0:10:17] Geoff: Yep. It's such a 90s shirt. It's such a, like, 90s skate culture shirt. So there's a team called the Simeons. That are unrelated to the Nuggets. Or the Simeon, El Simeon Nature Preserve. Yes. That's a lot of coincidence.
[0:10:34] Unidentified: There is a lot of coincidence. Dude, there is nothing better than a hot dog at a game. Do you get hot dogs on the ice? Oh, gosh. Now, was she in the first one at all at the end? Like, when he went home? Which one's Jack? He's the bigger one. Hey, Gav, I got a question for you.
[0:11:30] Geoff: Yeah. Do you think Andrew's still here? I haven't heard him in a while. No, I don't think so.
[0:11:34] Eric: No, I don't think so either. Okay, just making sure. I'm really glad that we can't pause.
[0:11:38] Gavin: Yeah. Andrew's just dropped us off at the movie.
[0:11:46] Geoff: He's going to be around in 90 minutes in the station wagon to pick us up.
[0:11:50] Unidentified: Hello? Oh, no. I am so sorry.
[0:12:01] Geoff: It sucks that our monkey expert isn't here to answer. Because I know he wasn't an important part of the first one, but I'd love a little more backstory in the Jack's family, and if his brother, let's see if his fucking, how is this possible?
[0:12:18] Unidentified: Oh, he just got drafted to the ZHL.
[0:12:21] Eric: What? Oh, no. 502 bad gateway? I thought that he skateboarded. Does he play hockey in this? Maybe that's how he gets a start. So, wait, he didn't know he was getting drafted? I don't know. Maybe that's why he was watching. He was hoping to get drafted. When did he apply? What is happening? Did he send it an application?
[0:12:42] Geoff: I bet Louie did. Louie was like, I can't handle this hockey life. I need Jack to go live his dream and stop throwing apples at me. So, I'm going to make him eligible for hockey.
[0:12:52] Eric: What is cloud? Oh. Nick is positing that maybe Jack had a career-ending injury, but. But we saw him leave. Do you? I like his shoes.
[0:13:06] Gavin: I like that the whole point of the last movie was getting back to where he's from, getting back to the preserve. Where he belongs. Yeah, where he belongs. And now it's like, all right, come on back. Sequel money.
[0:13:16] Geoff: So, there's a lot of, I wonder if, similarities to his real-life situation, right? Like the monkey, I don't remember his name now, if it was Bobby. Bernie. Oh, I did forget. Bernie, or rather, the chimpanzee Bernie, he eventually left and went to the, what zoo did Andrew say? Oakland. Oakland Zoo? Do you think that Bernie, the chimpanzee, like, watches TV at the Oakland Zoo and sees his old career go by as, like, acting monkeys and gets sad and is like, oh, this is a hard parallel to live with.
[0:13:48] Gavin: And then his agent keeps calling. It's like, you can go back. He's like, no. I can't do it. I can't. I can't.
[0:13:56] Eric: Oh, Andrew, you missed it. He just got drafted to the ZHL. Hello?
[0:14:02] Andrew: Where did you go? Why did you leave? I didn't, I, I, I heard Jeff say, isn't it weird that Andrew isn't talking? And I had never stopped talking the entire time. Oh, yeah. We never heard. You just thought we were talking over you? No, I was talking in between both of you and it just flowed. It still made sense. It did not flow. There was no talking. From my perspective, everything was, like, flowing fine and, like, we're all going back and forth and, like, it just coincidentally lined up. I'm hopping back into the, what's happening?
[0:14:32] Eric: What do you mean? He got, he just got drafted to the ZHL. You've, you've told us this is a movie about monkey skateboarding, but he's only, it's just been a hockey movie.
[0:14:40] Andrew: Yeah, it's pretty hockey heavy. I don't know what I watched, because this is, I don't remember him being drafted.
[0:14:49] Geoff: He got drafted by this guy. He didn't, he didn't even know he had made himself eligible for the draft.
[0:14:55] Eric: Was he a first round pick? Where did he go? Oh, no, he was, like, in the 11th round. That's insane. Yeah. Well. He got drafted to the Seattle Simeons.
[0:15:04] Geoff: There hasn't been a lot of clarity on that career-ending injury yet, so who knows? That's true.
[0:15:11] Unidentified: They don't even know about him?
[0:15:16] Andrew: No, I think the goalie does. The guy at the nose ring, or the same actor playing a different role, which appears to be the case. That suggests he's, he's like a human and a half. That doesn't make any sense. Well, it's Gretzky. Gretzky was 99. Yeah, he's half of, he's slightly better than Gretzky.
[0:15:36] Geoff: One half, one half, one half of one point better than Wayne Gretzky.
[0:15:43] Unidentified: Oh, shit. Wow. That's a dilemma. That sucks for him.
[0:15:50] Geoff: You play for the Simeons, you fucking idiot. That's where the Canucks play. I want to play for the Carjackers. Did you watch a lot of Bruce and Clark Hockey News Hour when you were a kid, Andrew? I would have if it was available.
[0:16:06] Andrew: That was a real thing. Is that, is that the Jenna? Is that Darren? No. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure.
[0:16:16] Eric: Monkey on the bench.
[0:16:18] Geoff: These movies were made less than a year apart. I bet they never even stopped production. They just like gave everybody new clothes and just started up with a sequel.
[0:16:25] Gavin: They quickly filmed another movie before dropping him back off.
[0:16:30] Geoff: They're like, the guy, they're like, Darren's like, what do you want me to be in the new one? And they're like, oh, you're actually the AD in this film. You're not in the movie.
[0:16:39] Unidentified: Oh. So, he's on the bench. Yeah, he's on the bench. Well, you know, he's rotating all the time in hockey. You have different lines. I don't know why that guy's wearing a headset.
[0:16:55] Andrew: I've never seen anyone wear a headset on the bench that's coaching. Oh. They all have headsets. There you go.
[0:17:03] Unidentified: What is this guy's voice? I can see the headlines already.
[0:17:13] Andrew: This guy is how every fan interprets their owner.
[0:17:16] Unidentified: Yeah. Across like every sport. Oh, shit. These other idiots don't give a fuck. Is that others' parents?
[0:17:32] Andrew: I guess. I don't know. I don't understand how all these people aren't aware of Jack. Like, it's not like there's a huge market for famous championship winning hockey chimps. Oh, that guy's off the ice. And you're on a monkey team.
[0:17:46] Unidentified: Yeah, you're on the simians. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so it is a hockey movie, Andrew?
[0:18:06] Eric: No. Wait. It's very possible we're watching the wrong movie.
[0:18:11] Geoff: No, this is... Why don't we find out that Andrew has never seen MVP 2 before?
[0:18:17] Andrew: No. I don't remember there being this much hockey in it. But look, he scored immediately.
[0:18:24] Geoff: Yeah. Well, it was an assist. Oh, now his brother wants to play hockey. Yeah.
[0:18:30] Unidentified: Uh. Nah. No, shit. He won a championship.
[0:18:40] Andrew: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Very convincing. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[0:18:52] Unidentified: This monkey's pretty good at skating. Yeah, he's not bad. Better than I ever was.
[0:18:59] Eric: i just don't know why like this is the right movie because bob burnquist is in it it was credit the thing is they're doing so much work to explain these minor characters like everyone gets a shine but like we're gonna watch him skateboard yeah oh no
[0:19:21] Geoff: oh he's gonna rip this guy's balls off yeah he is you know you know how strong a chimpanzee is
[0:19:29] Unidentified: there's hot dog oh it's this guy i don't know oh shit through the legs
[0:19:45] Geoff: i wonder if that's ever happened in the nhl
[0:19:49] Gavin: i like the puck cam they just keep reusing the same celebration him in the corner look at all these women he's got i hate
[0:20:03] Unidentified: it's my favorite character my drill sergeant used to hit us in the head like that in basic
[0:20:15] Geoff: training but he had a big metal stop sign that he would whack you with
[0:20:18] Andrew: i think the worst part of this is that the odor was correct
[0:20:31] Geoff: he's seattle's newest hero so this takes place in seattle i wonder my daughter is the world's biggest gray's anatomy fan and she was watching the she was explaining to me how uh i don't know all 19 seasons of it today in the car i wonder if they exist in the same universe in seattle
[0:20:53] Gavin: it's possible are you allowed to stand on the goal in in ice hockey no no i mean he's just cheating
[0:21:01] Unidentified: high five yeah sammy's hammer the storm like these bootleg philly jerseys
[0:21:12] Andrew: i don't it's the same once again he does it again what the oh they're grooming he's yeah he's a great teammate
[0:21:27] Geoff: get the bugs out of the back hair that looks like you without a shirt on gaff oh
[0:21:37] Unidentified: they're the same team like i don't
[0:21:59] Andrew: nobody interviews like somebody on the lakers is like were you just chumped by lebron james like that's not how this works we're all collectively trying to win is does he have seven milkshakes
[0:22:13] Unidentified: oh he absolutely does double milkshake and he's lactose intolerant where are their parents
[0:22:34] Eric: i like i like adult like childish activities yeah in like an adult kind of setting like they're playing poker or something but it's go fish because it's the only thing you understand at 10 yep yeah and he had seven milkshakes make it a double it's all just very like it's cute i feel confident saying at this point this is just a great movie
[0:23:07] Geoff: it's fantastic so you just re-watched mvp how does this compare do you think it's better so this is way
[0:23:14] Andrew: better this is so much better than the first one how much footage of this monkey scan do they get how many times they make this chimp do that well it's the carjackers it's probably the same shoot
[0:23:25] Geoff: i'd assume this is the exact same team this is one of those kid one of those hockey leagues where they only play one other team all season is that accurate by the way do the cheerleaders have to
[0:23:34] Andrew: stand on the steps because there's no way for them to stand uh no they they typically have their own
[0:23:39] Unidentified: zone but most teams don't have cheerleaders anymore oh he's a dad though having a midlife
[0:23:50] Andrew: crisis because he's dropped down the depth chart due to a monkey
[0:23:53] Gavin: oh oh but he sees that jack has a family too i mean if he hatched a plot to deliver jack back to where he's from he would actually be the hero of the movie he would don't be a bad guy be a good guy
[0:24:16] Geoff: be a good guy i want to know what other movies this guy has done i'm on it oliver was in mvp2
[0:24:48] Eric: you want to go for some milkshakes you're right oh wow you were right gavin oh my god gavin
[0:24:59] Andrew: are they wearing identical leather jackets no slight differences so why is he so pissed off about
[0:25:16] Unidentified: playing with a monkey on this team if he's pissed at all ian bag the comedian is in this movie that's
[0:25:21] Geoff: funny uh kids are back kids seem really pissed off the uh the guy that plays rob rob poirier has been in 90 things wow he is still working he's in a show called narco leap right now whatever the
[0:25:44] Gavin: fuck that is so much as many things as mr dr peabody he's in a hundred things i've never heard
[0:25:50] Andrew: of so they must all be canadian i'm guessing oh the team's clicking jack and poirier are friends and everything's great free bananas unstoppable looks like he's holding his dick
[0:26:05] Unidentified: sort of figure skate was that a guy in a in a chimp suit do you think
[0:26:17] Andrew: i think it was maybe jack but sped up i'm impressed the extras going all out yeah even the goalie's getting in on it because why not fuck it
[0:26:40] Eric: safe shot again so the goalie has a goal but that poirier guy doesn't is that what's happening
[0:26:51] Andrew: i think poirier scored i think he just came back i think he's scoring now that they're friends when do you think he starts skateboarding i think soon i'm gonna say within the next 10 minutes
[0:27:05] Gavin: we're gonna get on a skateboard there are al simian nature preserve and al simian al simian
[0:27:10] Unidentified: what if it's just a box of cash another game against the carjackers another money-saving game oh but he's got a plan eric's favorite character has a plan uh-oh they're sick of losing oh are they gonna send him to skateboarding this is how i remember the movie opening huh we could have just died here we could have uh said hmm oh oh the pucks
[0:28:15] Unidentified: like the first movie the pucks is kind of around the net everyone's all tied up watch out jack jack look out oh my god the shit so he's gonna say jack bit him but it's just catch up what's going on jack's like no is biting a penalty in hockey
[0:29:00] Andrew: uh yeah it would be penalty but i don't you wouldn't get thrown out of the league for it
[0:29:06] Geoff: have you uh are you aware of anybody biting anybody else in the history of the nhl yeah
[0:29:11] Andrew: there was alex burrows bit a player while on the pucks he got a penalty they're taunting look how well he skates it happened on and not only has happened in the nhl jeff it happened in this
[0:29:22] Geoff: arena it happened on this one so jack's not the first person to bite somebody in hockey i he predated burrows but yeah it's happened i feel like he's paying a heavier penalty than burrows probably did
[0:29:35] Unidentified: oh definitely undeniably everybody turns on him he's sad poor fucking he was the hero of seattle boy a chimp god think about what you're doing audience oh monkeys and i don't know oh i was the
[0:30:14] Andrew: the henchman in the first movie that's with right next to the coach his assistant coach was the
[0:30:19] Unidentified: assistant villain oh first film let me see no we'll never see him again good it's good jack doesn't want jack doesn't want this he's hurt yeah he's hurt he's been unfairly maligned so jack just leaves and is now homeless in seattle it's seattle yeah looks really comfortable for him to walk in those
[0:31:12] Geoff: shoes god damn that's the way jack walks is how i walk in the morning when i get out of bed my my arthritis is fucking in full he walks like the world is covered in lego yeah that's me walking to
[0:31:26] Andrew: take a piss at 6 30 in the morning i just love that he doesn't go home he just decides to live
[0:31:36] Geoff: in the streets well he's fucking he's probably a lot of self-loathing going on you know and he doesn't quite understand that's fair he did something people think he did something wrong but he doesn't know what he did wrong because he didn't really bite anybody
[0:31:47] Unidentified: uh sucks i i want to know where he thinks he's from
[0:31:58] Andrew: bfi
[0:32:05] Gavin: okay but for that looks really comfy yeah
[0:32:10] Unidentified: and now he just went right oh he just passes him
[0:32:21] Geoff: well let this be a lesson to anybody watching this film us included if you lose a chimpanzee in the city check the trash can check the dumpsters like a lot of a lot of use out of that space
[0:32:38] Unidentified: needle mm-hmm oh no oh no jack why are they just stealing i died yeah i guess
[0:32:49] Geoff: so they're not actually going to empty the trash can they're just going to drive down
[0:32:56] Unidentified: he's loving it the building in the alley is going to be pissed here we go oh there's bob barnquist oh something else for me to be really good at mm-hmm chundling his dick van dyke this is the second time he's held a wanted poster with jack on it but as different characters
[0:34:03] Unidentified: okay it's a printing okay i was going to say what what is that business
[0:34:14] Andrew: when someone says hot off the presses i don't expect them to literally mean it what did that kid go there for to check in to hang oh that's how he makes money yeah he just works there
[0:34:27] Geoff: yeah well he's homeless gavin you gotta you gotta use two pieces of tape that's not gonna stay long
[0:34:33] Unidentified: this kid's not gonna keep his job staples is a good move yeah that's better oh more than one though this kid you don't know what he's doing she looks like she skates is that it's the home improvement guy it's richard karn it's richard karn right yeah classic skateboard guy dick karn i like that he even drinks out of a skateboarding coffee mug yeah hell yeah give me that world industries mug attention to detail all over plant
[0:35:37] Unidentified: great acting well i mean he's a great actor mm-hmm hell yeah
[0:35:55] Gavin: do you feel like they cut to a close-up there because he couldn't stack yeah
[0:36:01] Unidentified: oh definitely
[0:36:02] Andrew: i don't even know well i guess yeah he could
[0:36:06] Unidentified: skate i'd be surprised if you kickflip there we go he's let nah i mean he he seems to know what he's doing i mean yeah more than i ever did
[0:36:25] Geoff: i feel like every kid in the world can skate that well is this downtown seattle like where where does this fit this is where the kids with families live
[0:36:37] Eric: family street yeah jack is gonna walk and see a bunch of monkey families doing the same thing
[0:36:43] Geoff: like grilling bananas in the front yard
[0:36:49] Unidentified: i think i had that quick silver hoodie yeah
[0:36:59] Gavin: yeah i hope you still do try and find a picture
[0:37:04] Andrew: be an amazing find
[0:37:05] Eric: feel like that guy's in a lot of stuff
[0:37:10] Unidentified: but always as that character as seattle's finest yeah yeah he looks like he would have stopped macaulay colkin at some point he looks like richard kind stunt double yeah he's a big simians fan he actually is so that's an oakland what i think no that was real life
[0:38:00] Eric: do you think that no wait wasn't the jeff where's the simian animal preserve at
[0:38:07] Andrew: i think it's supposed to be in like san francisco so i was close when i said oakland
[0:38:14] Eric: no you confused a thing from a movie with a real life thing
[0:38:18] Geoff: well i just i'm just saying like the simian animal sanctuary is supposed to be like in oakland or wherever but it doesn't look like it i don't know i'm just wondering where they filmed it wait it's supposed to be in oakland
[0:38:30] Andrew: i don't think it is in the first movie in the first movie they mentioned it was in san francisco
[0:38:35] Geoff: or oakland i remember that
[0:38:36] Andrew: uh i paid attention to the presentation i don't think that was in the presentation
[0:38:41] Gavin: i thought you were saying that the real monkey went to oakland
[0:38:44] Geoff: yes oh yeah the real monkey yeah the real monkey ended up in oakland that's the confusion i still think i'm supposed to believe that that place is somewhere in california
[0:38:56] Unidentified: apparently san francisco is that aaron carter or ryan what's the name of that young skateboard
[0:39:10] Andrew: sheckler
[0:39:11] Geoff: ryan sheckler
[0:39:12] Andrew: oh yeah ryan sheckler is that ryan sheckler
[0:39:14] Geoff: i doubt it let's see
[0:39:16] Andrew: i think it might be young ryan sheckler oh it's a monkey board
[0:39:19] Unidentified: oh i know this song this is a band
[0:39:24] Geoff: this is a band called death on wednesday it's a 90s
[0:39:30] Unidentified: i think that's sheckler epitaph or fat records punk band airquake that's actually a pretty good song i think he's i think that kid is a professional skateboarder uh i'm looking i think that's sheckler
[0:39:54] Gavin: so what's the deal this guy's trying to make with this kid he's gonna give it to him if something happens
[0:39:59] Unidentified: i don't
[0:40:01] Andrew: i think i think he's just
[0:40:03] Eric: he like knows this kid can't afford a skateboard thing so he's just gonna put this thing in the dumpster and the kid can have it
[0:40:08] Unidentified: oh ah yeah
[0:40:10] Eric: that's probably a cameo it's like chad musker or something i just don't know he's uncredited
[0:40:25] Geoff: i'm looking at a skateboarding appearance uh tyler vince jordan hoffitt nathan lacoste and rob boyce i don't see any
[0:40:36] Unidentified: well burnquist is in this so you'd think yeah yeah yeah he's listed as burnquist though the squeak in the shoe always gets
[0:40:52] Geoff: oh kid number one at skateboard place danny hagg or hagg huh
[0:40:58] Unidentified: okay oh oh oh never mind
[0:41:09] Geoff: neil nellis ryan sheckler
[0:41:11] Eric: there you go yeah i was gonna say he just had a name
[0:41:14] Geoff: that that character had a has a name i guess so we'll see him again yeah ryan sheckler is this a lifeguarding movie i think the thing the thing to learn about this is chimpanzees are multifaceted and they can't be put into a box unless that box is a dumpster
[0:41:31] Unidentified: so ali doesn't mean my status that's me in five years that's where he lives richard kine's name is ollie
[0:41:59] Eric: yeah his name's oliver plant ollie plant yeah i think it's supposed to be two like
[0:42:06] Unidentified: skateboarding references
[0:42:07] Eric: yeah
[0:42:08] Unidentified: oh a little freaking tech deck thing those were great i love those
[0:42:18] Gavin: i didn't like the feel of the grip on my fingertips
[0:42:21] Unidentified: really yeah were you ever able to do a trick with them nah it was dog shit yeah it was terrible too his mom that's his louis that is his louis who's paying the electricity bill i'm glad you're here to ask
[0:42:51] Andrew: the hard-hitting questions
[0:42:52] Geoff: oh dude louis the monkey louis or sorry the chimpanzee louis was played by louis oh checks out as himself yeah he played by himself different louis though once again
[0:43:06] Andrew: space needle
[0:43:08] Gavin: i can't believe the first half an hour of this skateboarding movie was about hockey well he had to tie up some loose ends
[0:43:15] Andrew: from the first movie had to show him getting drafted that's what i like about these movies is they they focus in on the details that don't matter at all they really invest in them much like mvp1 he wakes up to discover a sport that he likes i don't know if he likes skateboarding yet i guess we haven't seen that
[0:43:35] Geoff: you can always tell in a cheap movie a set that's been painted for the movie and that that is what we are looking at here you weren't buying the muck on the vault of that pool no i'm not buying the muck
[0:43:45] Unidentified: i'm not buying the walls fucking jack wears anything betonies i love it jack approves you feel like the kid bails and then jack gets the skateboard how is he going to get on this board hmm yeah he's going to have to stack it somewhere isn't he so i gotta say
[0:44:35] Geoff: i don't know how anybody could think jack could bite anyone that is the that monkey has the sorry that chimpanzee has the kindest face yeah but i think they do constantly bite people and rip people's penises off real life yeah this isn't real life this is movie seattle it's a totally different magical world
[0:44:54] Gavin: what if this kid also had a connection to a hepatitis lab
[0:44:58] Geoff: yeah it's a magical world where this kid is on the streets and not on heroin
[0:45:02] Unidentified: and everyone's chugging milkshake yeah now andrew yes
[0:45:22] Geoff: you saw this movie and you were motivated you were inspired to learn how to skateboard because of jack was it because you thought if the monkey did it i could do it or was it because if you thought if i learned how to skateboard i could get a monkey friend who will come and skateboard no
[0:45:38] Andrew: so i think we're gonna see i assume within this scene why i believe that i could instantly skateboard okay
[0:45:45] Gavin: i like the idea of learning to skateboard to get the monkeys to get
[0:45:48] Geoff: yeah this is how i'm gonna get a friend step one buy a skateboard that was the smallest bite of a banana i've ever seen i feel you're qualified to make that judgment too thank you i've been eating a few
[0:46:01] Andrew: bananas i can eat right now they're soft
[0:46:03] Unidentified: to see jack is like i don't i'm gonna lick this wheel i don't even know what this is he's like sure fucking threw your boards it's so impressive
[0:46:23] Gavin: and so sad at the same time yeah
[0:46:25] Unidentified: it was at this moment i thought i could skateboard
[0:46:28] Geoff: i always wanted to teach henry how to ride a skateboard but emily was not having it that would have been great i think you gotta you gotta start young with that kind of stuff
[0:46:44] Andrew: yeah that makes sense
[0:46:46] Gavin: i was always annoyed that i couldn't skateboard
[0:46:48] Andrew: really
[0:46:50] Gavin: yeah
[0:46:50] Geoff: i was always annoyed i couldn't skateboard better
[0:46:52] Gavin: like what they're doing now on that like if i if you said go down that ramp and end up at the bottom of that pool on it i could not do it
[0:47:00] Geoff: if i offered you a thousand dollars you couldn't do it i couldn't do it i would try oh i could teach you how to do it
[0:47:06] Andrew: in five minutes there's nothing hard about that no i would i'm just immediately going to gavin a does it do falling trying to push you jeff yeah you saw me
[0:47:14] Geoff: you saw me trying to run with sticky shoes his own feet don't work yeah you with wheels i guess is not yeah i'll be honest with you you don't look you don't look comfortable on a bicycle either when we ride now that i think about it well the freaking brakes
[0:47:28] Andrew: are the wrong way for a start are we breaking in what are we doing
[0:47:32] Unidentified: oh the garbage the ollies back at ollies can you imagine
[0:47:47] Andrew: being thrown into the streets because somebody thinks that you bit someone but needing to be like morally clear that they're not stealing like it's the same
[0:47:56] Gavin: so did he walk out of the ice hockey place like 10 seconds before they checked that guy's hand
[0:48:05] Andrew: i get yeah like what investigation are they doing because it was ketchup there's not it wasn't the deepest move
[0:48:12] Gavin: are we buying this guy's hair is that real
[0:48:18] Unidentified: so that's a good question
[0:48:23] Geoff: what when did this came out in 2001 right so what was he doing in his career at that moment
[0:48:30] Eric: probably family feud or this is probably right before he was doing family feud right
[0:48:34] Geoff: yeah i forgot about that thousand he was when did home improvement end oh you know what he was also in air bud seventh inning fetch so he might be all over this world dude this director is loyal to his cost home improvement was on from 91 to 99 so this was his follow-up to home improvement he was in yeah yeah
[0:49:01] Andrew: dang is that gatorade what is that i wonder what that feels like it is gatorade i've never seen a gatorade bottle look like that
[0:49:08] Geoff: i wonder what it feels like to film nine years of a major television show uh one of the one of the most successful comedies on tv for the nine years it was on and then to follow it up with a straight to video monkey skateboard movie
[0:49:24] Unidentified: man fuck entertainment oh he was also in snow buddies
[0:49:42] Geoff: and air buddies god damn richard same character or is it like different different characters i think okay he's all over the place with uh animals these chips are honestly incredible like it's mind blowing
[0:49:57] Andrew: yeah
[0:49:58] Geoff: hey look the space needle
[0:50:01] Unidentified: fucking space needle drinking game yupper dupper louis also wears etnies i'd love to know what that guy's voice actually
[0:50:32] Gavin: sounds like do you think british chimps take their shoes off in the house do you think if
[0:50:43] Geoff: british chimps come in from the rain they put their stuff in the warming closet that kid has no
[0:50:58] Eric: idea what he's doing or why he's there i mean i think you could ask that kid if he remembers working on this movie and he would say
[0:51:04] Gavin: no the disappointment on that kid's face is generally because he didn't get to have a scene with the chimp
[0:51:09] Unidentified: but he's having none of this bullshit awesome i like his
[0:51:31] Eric: little duck like jacket this is great
[0:51:34] Geoff: his little wellies so the the monkey can spell but just not well it's Ned from the first movie that's actually where he lived that guy's not alive right he just drives that truck from movie set to movie set like y'all need an old guy
[0:51:58] Gavin: he's actually on the way to old school right now
[0:52:01] Geoff: he's like i just tore the country playing bit parts
[0:52:06] Eric: he's trying to grab the windshield wipers
[0:52:10] Geoff: you know that wasn't in the script but it was so cute they left it in
[0:52:14] Andrew: i don't think that actor knows he's in a movie i think they've performed him later
[0:52:20] Unidentified: pretty good bowls i'm really getting this fresh milk is that dumpster milk yeah they throw they throw good stuff away it's not stealing there's no better milk than dumpster milk oh he makes money he probably bought the milk he's got a little fridge in there i forgot he does the flyer thing so far he's not been very vertical
[0:52:53] Geoff: no i feel like we have seen that alleyway nine different ways definitely
[0:53:00] Unidentified: oh
[0:53:02] Geoff: you know gavin if you never picked up that high-speed camera from your neighbor this is who you would be right now that would be
[0:53:16] Gavin: me right now age 34 i think i could become a scarf guy like a a wooly jumper and a scarf man
[0:53:28] Unidentified: oh i can see you yeah definitely inappropriate awesome he's a fucking
[0:53:46] Geoff: cool guy i gotta say so far i think this movie's better than the tuxedo i think it is a way better movie than the tuxedo
[0:53:52] Unidentified: i'll be right this alone are we about to get vertical it's about to become vertical i think we're about to go vertical
[0:54:04] Geoff: i love this fucking soundtrack
[0:54:10] Andrew: jesus i remember being so excited watching this as a kid like i legitimately couldn't do any of this oh no i learned i couldn't
[0:54:25] Eric: are the shoes like drilled into the skateboard
[0:54:28] Unidentified: yes they are this is crazy this is death on wednesday
[0:54:34] Geoff: this is so good
[0:54:46] Unidentified: i hear the camera though
[0:54:49] Geoff: i'm gonna buy everybody a copy of this album so you can all take mvp2 with you wherever you go
[0:54:53] Unidentified: so it's great i like to imagine
[0:55:01] Gavin: the other the camera guy also on a skateboard just this must look so funny from a behind the scenes perspective
[0:55:07] Andrew: oh he did that he did that
[0:55:12] Gavin: and they're not even like pulling it on string he's like doing this
[0:55:15] Unidentified: dude he fucking looked back like a cool ass monkey right there see this is him after like one day of practice so i was like oh i got this that looks so uncomfortable if you could have
[0:55:48] Geoff: be exactly like you are now uh in every way except you had the equivalent of human monkey hand feet would you take him monkey feet yeah like he's got like he's essentially got hands for feet yeah
[0:56:04] Unidentified: absolutely i think i would too why would he care that was a nice moment
[0:56:18] Geoff: the wrong person ducked he's like i gotta lay off the milkshakes
[0:56:24] Unidentified: i'm starting to see stuff why is there all this skating equipment in this alley that's how
[0:56:36] Geoff: grunge started gavin like a bolted down rail oh yeah it's just like seattle was just like one big skate park i hope the homeless guy
[0:56:46] Andrew: moved he was annoyed before
[0:56:48] Unidentified: what if he moved to this alley i'm not buying that that kid could reach the fire escape ladder i really like that he
[0:57:03] Andrew: left hockey hurt and is now just continuing to stay in this lifestyle because he's a skate monkey now
[0:57:10] Gavin: did they make a skating game because that would have been awesome like was this chimp ever a character in tony hawk
[0:57:17] Unidentified: or anything no that would be great gotta go this is who we have protecting our streets in america he's all tuckered out from that half a block oh we're still still got ned and louie this is my favorite character it's okay
[0:58:50] Unidentified: man i can i'm allowed to break an inner i'm a poor why's the shit what notes oh no padlock still works huh yep hit it with his unlocking stick oh that was what i looked like what i tried i feel like
[0:59:53] Unidentified: jack could probably run faster ah shit does that ever happen to you jeff have i ever snapped a board in half yeah
[1:00:05] Geoff: yeah of course how long does a skateboard last and that's what i did afterwards too i fucking took my helmet off and cried it depends on how you skate with it a skateboard can last forever but if you're you don't grind stuff if you're grinding and doing rail slides and shit you're you're gonna snap it sooner or later also the longer a skateboard exists the more like i don't know the less pop it has and the more brittle it becomes so it's like at some point you just want to
[1:00:42] Unidentified: expired best buy see i told you
[1:00:57] Geoff: i should
[1:00:59] Gavin: have just waited for i
[1:01:00] Geoff: man i'm
[1:01:06] Gavin: excited for them to get their little asses down to airquake whoever it's called jack's like
[1:01:12] Unidentified: fuck you loser i'm out he walks just like jack yeah
[1:01:21] Geoff: you're not wrong watching this kid and this monkey walk around like this it makes me finally feel represented
[1:01:29] Unidentified: i love the way he gets into shit glad they inserted that
[1:01:52] Geoff: they actually didn't know they were in a movie they were just buying it was just a dad and this kid buying a skateboard they were
[1:02:01] Andrew: so shocked when they went back the next week and it was just no longer a business everyone's gone like was i in a fucking movie
[1:02:07] Unidentified: all these closed down me too my career i was in home improvement for nine years do you feel that this guy represents
[1:02:37] Andrew: skateboard shop owners jeff in your experience how accurate of a portrayal
[1:02:41] Geoff: this is who this is who this is gonna sound so mean but richard card in this movie is who major league fan jack would be in a different career this would be this is who i see owning that skateboard shop jack patillo in a different with like four different decisions made in his life i bet he'd be good at it hell yeah i'd be good at it richard corn is good at it
[1:03:06] Unidentified: it's a monkey board thanks or anything thanks nope sure i guess oh that thing has pop look at the pop oh that is oh that's probably all ryan sheckler i have a hard time believing that this child went on to make 98 thanks the other actors i've never seen
[1:04:02] Gavin: one toe in each
[1:04:08] Unidentified: mousetrap yeah
[1:04:09] Geoff: they had to bring the fucking world industries coffee mug over from the skate shop oh it's
[1:04:46] Unidentified: creepy yeah his name's ben we heard yeah i was about to say we heard his name yet i was literally about to ask what the kid's name is i had no idea see this what is this kid's name
[1:05:39] Geoff: ben ben ben he's not listed as top cast in the movie jesus reporter two and three are though
[1:05:50] Unidentified: what the fuck ben is scott goodman and he uh oh
[1:06:02] Geoff: he was only in this movie
[1:06:05] Unidentified: yeah he was in this
[1:06:07] Geoff: yeah he was in this and the behind the scenes featurette checks out
[1:06:13] Gavin: probably got a normal he's probably a similar age to me he got a normal job except he could say i was the lead role in a monkey movie and that's all i did in the film industry
[1:06:23] Geoff: the one piece of trivia for him is uh did you know he attends lakewood high school in lakewood california and will be entering his senior year still going oh god the monkey's driving oh no louie's driving now he's 35 now yeah
[1:06:43] Unidentified: he's probably not still in high school okay drink is this skate quake day
[1:07:05] Andrew: i'm so excited for the tournament oh great
[1:07:09] Unidentified: i mean yesterday i don't feel like this is jack's portrayal in this movie at all this feels this feels disconnected okay cut jesus christ i kind of like that they've ended up in seattle by mistake how is he sitting lower than the chimp when he was driving oh carjackers are back how are the carjackers in the finals they lost four fucking games to the simians do you
[1:08:11] Unidentified: andrew can i ask you a question
[1:08:13] Geoff: yeah of course do you i don't want to know the answer because i want to be surprised but do you remember how this whole thing ends how it shakes no i have no idea so it's kind of like watching it for the first time
[1:08:22] Andrew: it is yeah this is essentially like watching for the first time i have no memory of the ending
[1:08:26] Geoff: we could be in a situation where louie becomes a hockey player and jack keeps skating
[1:08:30] Andrew: that might be a situation we're about to get
[1:08:34] Unidentified: yeah i think we're about to see this it doesn't look like jack there no no he looks for sure do
[1:08:51] Geoff: you think louie is like lady from the animal sanctuary i'm sorry all you humans look alike
[1:08:56] Unidentified: to me oh no oh no well
[1:09:10] Andrew: so was he suspended what was the review was the investigation was there a penalty
[1:09:16] Unidentified: oh no
[1:09:19] Andrew: oh for god's
[1:09:23] Geoff: sake he fucking sucks that's what's wrong he hasn't had
[1:09:28] Unidentified: all the training from the first movie oh that's ian bag okay the the blonde eastern european guy yeah
[1:09:46] Geoff: he's a stand-up comedian
[1:09:48] Unidentified: okay he's an enforcer
[1:09:54] Eric: all the louie on ice scenes are my favorite
[1:09:57] Unidentified: he threw his gloves down like a real player he just wants to go do you think they had to find a chimp that they hadn't taught skating to yeah or did they have to teach him to be shit i feel like probably teach
[1:10:47] Andrew: them to be shit or like just instruct them to not respond
[1:10:52] Unidentified: in the two
[1:11:05] Geoff: team hockey league they're
[1:11:06] Unidentified: members of airquake it's pretty high up sound effects are so good jeff did you have a drop
[1:11:45] Geoff: in from higher than that uh i have never dropped in from higher than like eight feet okay do you see what happened when dan did it i did he broke his fucking arm and then i watched tony hawk make fun of him later on another video well to be fair dan farted on him well good
[1:12:07] Unidentified: tony hawk was really nice okay this guy needs to be playing it like 25% less creepy i think yeah is this the same band jeff no i think this is a band called junction 18 if i'm if i'm
[1:13:07] Unidentified: correct i want to know where red sunglasses guy is yeah background of that oh that's the uh yeah he's the henchman in the first movie is jack gonna win a skate
[1:13:53] Andrew: competition and then go win a hockey championship in the same
[1:13:56] Unidentified: i mean only one of us would know sheckler oh yeah how old is ryan sheckler now well let's see uh he is uh 32 years old wow do you just
[1:14:59] Unidentified: go until you fall no ben johnson jackson popcorn world he does not nothing else exists right now man that was yeah i love that he doesn't question jack
[1:15:39] Andrew: like just being there that he's just cool with it he's just riding out that yeah they're a package deal i'm not gonna report that this chimp is just existing
[1:15:49] Unidentified: in this world you better be scared to death you little homeless nerd man i could not
[1:16:01] Gavin: do that
[1:16:01] Geoff: no uh i could
[1:16:03] Gavin: i couldn't believe that
[1:16:05] Geoff: i couldn't do it in my 40s i can't believe dan tried it at his age well i mean like with his level of experience that's a really that's a big deal that's like that's like three or four foot of straight vert down
[1:16:16] Gavin: what we didn't show in the video is the 40 minutes of everyone trying to talk about doing it including tony hawk jack's gonna
[1:16:30] Unidentified: be like the ice yeah he's gonna show him it's okay
[1:16:34] Geoff: wonder how much of this movie was subsidized by etnies thrasher and world industries
[1:16:42] Andrew: don't fall for it kid just because jack can do it doesn't mean you can
[1:16:49] Geoff: do you think maybe you would have been a better skater if jack had believed in youtube i think so i mean that
[1:17:00] Unidentified: was what was missing now we're back to death on wednesday is this
[1:17:29] Andrew: the same song that was playing in the background yeah it's this it's the same death on wednesday song over and over again okay yeah
[1:17:36] Unidentified: i'm pretty sure whoa it's pretty vertical would you say the most vertical
[1:18:01] Gavin: no that was a monkey in a tree early that was way more vertical
[1:18:04] Geoff: dude i'd
[1:18:06] Unidentified: love to be able to there was
[1:18:35] Gavin: no reporter in that shot
[1:18:36] Eric: i love louis so much
[1:18:40] Andrew: yeah i gotta say louis kind of stealing the movie yeah louis great
[1:18:46] Unidentified: this guy's
[1:19:00] Gavin: hairline's receding between scenes
[1:19:02] Unidentified: like can we wrap this movie up fast bob burquist oh hell yeah wow it's the shittiest belt i've ever seen neil nellis that's uh ron sheckler there you go yeah there you go neil congratulations oh my god
[1:19:57] Geoff: now he doesn't have to be homeless anymore
[1:20:00] Unidentified: he got a thousand dollars and a dad thanks bob hey everyone this is my kid that i just met that's not it's not a reason to adopt a child i don't think you get to decide that son yeah i think that i think jack gets a say as well right that's the
[1:21:13] Unidentified: best this
[1:21:13] Geoff: would be such a good journey for 30 do you think it's zhl stands for zamboni hockey league
[1:21:18] Eric: yes get on the skateboard it's faster it's like cut
[1:21:29] Geoff: him some slack dude he's got arthritis in his lower spine it hurts somebody should sponsor fucking bob birdquist for some acting lessons jesus i think this
[1:21:44] Unidentified: might be bob birdquist's only movie as well coincidentally now we get to see what a professional skateboarder looks like it's so much better what do you mean it looks the same as when the monkey does it yeah what's the Jeff could you do that no no no but i never really liked vert skating to begin with yeah there you go the burn twist hey i'm really curious
[1:22:37] Eric: about what's happening at the hockey game can we go to that instead we need to
[1:22:42] Geoff: watch bob birdquist do the same trick eight more times
[1:22:44] Andrew: i wonder if he was if he was offered the game like the tony hawk game and this at the same time which he would have viewed as more profitable
[1:22:52] Unidentified: oh wow oh say more lines police escort so does this cop know about the other chimp no i get
[1:23:21] Andrew: well i guess he's been following the game so he must
[1:23:24] Eric: this scene rules
[1:23:35] Andrew: louis on the logo no you never step on the logo
[1:23:44] Unidentified: hockey 101 what are they doing wait they are wonder how
[1:24:14] Gavin: many members of the cost these chimps outlived
[1:24:16] Geoff: well him definitely him that is a good question how many people that were involved in in this film are dead
[1:24:26] Unidentified: you gotta get simians jerseys i mean it was 21 years ago right 22 years ago immediate goal oh they made it someone in the crowd just i mean they weren't losing
[1:24:52] Andrew: that badly it looked like it i noticed that too i've never seen a blanket at a hockey game
[1:24:58] Unidentified: what that guy's dead though yeah oh it's teeing i think it was his gum but oh so this is a hockey movie
[1:25:55] Eric: i i guess
[1:25:57] Andrew: i think it's hard to argue it's it's more skateboarding than hockey i'd say yeah it's more horizontal
[1:26:03] Unidentified: yeah did they feel like they had
[1:26:13] Eric: to make it a hockey movie for it to make sense well here's
[1:26:18] Geoff: the deal we don't know how this how this story was written this might have been planned out from the from the beginning like it's for all we know it was written as a trilogy and they just never got to make the third movie
[1:26:28] Unidentified: if i was a younger man with
[1:26:37] Geoff: more time on my hands i would write mvp fan fiction i would expand the universe i would
[1:26:44] Andrew: tell more stories eric could you there the guy that wrote this movie has a twitter thread about the process of making it that's fantastic could you look that up yeah it's really funny i don't remember what it was but it is absurd
[1:26:57] Eric: i don't what do i even just
[1:27:01] Andrew: look up uh the imdb for who wrote it and then like maybe search his name and like mvp two thread or something like that it's great i should have pulled that up
[1:27:10] Unidentified: they did it
[1:27:15] Andrew: this is more excited than real athletes are when they win the championship this is this fantastic so same celebration is this a better movie than mvp
[1:27:34] Geoff: one way better so this might be the best movie i've seen this year it's a yeah i would agree with you there it's a better movie in every way with a better cast and more cameos and it was straight to dvd
[1:27:46] Unidentified: is he a good
[1:27:57] Geoff: comedian uh i've i've never seen his stand-up i've just heard him on podcasts what do you say he's a pretty funny dude his name is uh uh ian bag okay
[1:28:08] Unidentified: it just looks like the stanley cup that's great i want to find out what happened with the investigation none of those guys read hockey looking at the no here i put a for later i'll put a youtube video fucking better so weird
[1:29:22] Unidentified: it's so creepy monkey's not here to protect you now wait so this guy drove them back yeah what i think he
[1:29:39] Geoff: just drives right up to their sanctuary let him in just pull it up next to their favorite tree
[1:29:44] Gavin: it won't freak
[1:29:45] Geoff: him out at all
[1:29:46] Gavin: the address tree 6 l simeon
[1:29:49] Unidentified: wow what a movie incredible stuff
[1:30:04] Gavin: okay in comparison to that dunston checks in is a good good movie no that's way better than
[1:30:11] Geoff: dunston checks in no way dunston checks in is a way better movie than mvp2 and i liked mvp2 but you are selling dunston checks in short i didn't like jason alexander
[1:30:22] Gavin: incredible in dunston
[1:30:23] Geoff: i don't know i feel like door knobs in the middle of the doors incredible i don't i don't want to get too single threaded with this whole thing but i do feel like we need to watch dunston now at some point yeah i think you're right i really do
[1:30:39] Eric: so the thing that andrew glad that took nine months to watch uh the thing that andrew asked for uh i found the thread of the guy who wrote mvp2 and i've linked it in our chat he talks a lot about like the monkey did his own stunts and he loved doing it you couldn't smile at the monkey the most interesting part to me is that this guy didn't know anything about hockey the first mvp is all about hockey and the plan was the same for the sequel changing up the main sport happened because i know so little about hockey but i was into skate culture as a teen so i pitched switching hockey to skateboarding to keep the franchise fresh i've never written a movie before so i modeled my script on pulp fiction what oh my god
[1:31:31] Gavin: they hired a guy to write a sequel to a hockey movie who didn't like hockey and had never written a
[1:31:35] Geoff: movie where is the similarity to pulp fiction in any way whatsoever he modeled it
[1:31:42] Eric: after the run time my first draft was 134 pages which equals 134 minutes the director referred to it as war and peace with chimps
[1:31:55] Andrew: jeff remember you're talking about the the bowl like the the pool or whatever yeah yeah he's a tweet about it in the script i wrote that the orphan kid lives in an abandoned swimming pool that he uses as a skateboard but they couldn't find a pool that worked so they painted an actual skateboard to look like an old swimming pool yeah the reverse that was pretty fucking clear
[1:32:16] Gavin: there so like wow dumpster like the briefcase in
[1:32:19] Geoff: pulp fiction i like i like that you couldn't smile at the monkey yep like he's he's great he's a great actor but if you smile at him he'll rip your fucking face off you just like just don't do it we did it we watched the monkey
[1:32:37] Eric: movie guys so
[1:32:38] Gavin: how do we feel about dunston is that worth doing i think so at
[1:32:42] Andrew: some point yeah maybe in march
[1:32:43] Geoff: i mean i'd be honest i love doing this supplemental content and i wish we did it more often i feel like that's it's hard like shooting my foot stuff in the foot by saying that because it ensures that we won't do it again for another four years but like i can do these pretty regularly and i feel like enough movies come by our way that are funny and interesting enough that we could justify it um i'm not saying dunston should be the next movie but i do think it should be a
[1:33:06] Andrew: movie yes i completely agree with that i like monkey march too it's just as an
[1:33:11] Geoff: idea oh now that's interesting monkey march maybe we do a monkey movie a week
[1:33:17] Eric: in yeah yeah we'll do one movie a week yeah that's what we'll do
[1:33:22] Geoff: i also gotta say after watching mvp2 and your mvp1 uh synopsis i'd no longer want to watch mvp1 100% no
[1:33:31] Andrew: there's no reason to
[1:33:32] Geoff: yeah i feel like it cannot possibly hold up to what i just saw
[1:33:35] Andrew: oh i think i have a i have a i have a movie recommendation for uh monkey march which isn't a real thing but might become a real thing let me find a trailer quickly um i don't even know if this is part of should we wrap this up i definitely think we should yeah but i want to see this trailer you're talking about okay give me a second let me pull it up i'll drop it in it's uh it's the follow-up to this movie but it's not specifically related i showed this to eric before i've never seen this movie i've had it recommended a lot by people in the audience it's a film called spy mate it's a james bond like movie with richard kind as the main villain of the film also starring a young emma roberts oh yeah that's right spy mate spy mate i just dropped in our chat all right i'm gonna watch this one minute trailer i think louie the the the chip that played louie in the movie is also in this one as the main
[1:34:33] Unidentified: character dvd it's like they're bragging about that oh wow good lord flying move over james
[1:35:02] Gavin: bond move over parody of james bond
[1:35:04] Unidentified: got sword fighting kick some guy fold out skateboard uh is that is that mr biagi is that pat marina i i don't
[1:35:24] Andrew: know i think they definitely want you to think that spy mate
[1:35:29] Geoff: uh that looks awesome it looks fantastic 2006 why wouldn't we watch that i think it
[1:35:39] Andrew: has to go on the list
[1:35:39] Geoff: when did real chimps
[1:35:41] Gavin: get hoisted out of the movie industry i don't
[1:35:46] Andrew: relatively recently i think right or like what yeah are we talking any type of monkey because you think like the hangover had a had a real monkey in it bubbles i believe that one is called i
[1:35:59] Eric: just looked up when did we stop doing chimp movies and it is a pita article from 2020 saying a decade ago there were at least a dozen chimpanzees working in hollywood there are officially no more chimpanzees in hollywood as of july 2020 okay so yeah it's very recent that's
[1:36:19] Geoff: great horses though still fine that movie spy mate has barry bostwick in it richard kind in it pat marina and emma roberts what if and louie the monkey what a fucking cast i can't wait to watch i can't wait to watch it either well there you go audience uh i hope you enjoyed uh this watch along of mvp2 most value sorry most vertical primate i want to make sure i get that right and hopefully you will tune in sometime in the near future for a spy 2003's uh air bud entertainment presents spy mate he's a spy and he's a primate spy mate and uh then sometime in the uh distant future maybe in monkey march we will watch dunston checks in thank you for your time
